My Screenplay
Me: Hey Mom can I talk to you about bandwidth.
Mom: Sure!
Me: Do you know what that is?
Mom: I think it has something to do with how fast the Internet comes into our house.
Me: No not quite.
Mom: Is it close?
Me: Yeah it’s how much you can download per month, my Homespun school teacher wants to know if we have enough to download the movies we need.
Mom: let me check…
We can download 756.
Me: GB?
Mom: 756K.
Me: Thanks Mom you’re awesome.
Mom: Your welcome but can you ask your teacher a question?
Me: Sure. What?
Mom: If I have a 3-minute video I want to upload to Youtube would you expect it to take three hours with an upload bandwidth of 256K?
Me: Consider it done!
The end!
Mom: Sure!
Me: Do you know what that is?
Mom: I think it has something to do with how fast the Internet comes into our house.
Me: No not quite.
Mom: Is it close?
Me: Yeah it’s how much you can download per month, my Homespun school teacher wants to know if we have enough to download the movies we need.
Mom: let me check…
We can download 756.
Me: GB?
Mom: 756K.
Me: Thanks Mom you’re awesome.
Mom: Your welcome but can you ask your teacher a question?
Me: Sure. What?
Mom: If I have a 3-minute video I want to upload to Youtube would you expect it to take three hours with an upload bandwidth of 256K?
Me: Consider it done!
The end!